I'm gonna have a badass scar
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
dude. I can hear the air.
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