Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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