that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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