Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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