Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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