can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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