you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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