i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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