Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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