two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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