Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
