one might say we're banned from that church
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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