I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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