So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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