Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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