No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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