i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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