4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
