Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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