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say what?
wanna hang out?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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