You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
