Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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