just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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