Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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