It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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