went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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