tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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