Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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