this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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