shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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