What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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