We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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