Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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