no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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