I don't remember. Are we still dating?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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