after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
two words...techno handjob
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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