Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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