I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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