goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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