Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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