I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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