I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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