yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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