I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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