oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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