Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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