So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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