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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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