So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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