yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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