I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is the high leading the old right now
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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