therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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