I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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