bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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