is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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