he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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