On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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